Ok, so you wanna come get lit at our house? Hold up, it’s a long line to get in. We highly suggest you read this first:
If you like creeping, lurking, or putting your hands places they’re not invited, you will not be invited back, ever again.
If you enjoy starting or participating in fights, verbal or physical, you’ll receive a very warm introduction to our security staff and reintroduction to the outside of Laundry.
If you’re dressed like a normie, underdressed or overdressed, you won’t get in. If this guideline confuses you, you probably won’t get in.
We play hip hop and rap. If you don’t like either of these music genres, you will not like Laundry.
We want all of our patrons to have a good time. If any of the aforementioned statements make you feel like you potentially won’t have a good time, you can immediately better your chances, by not coming at all.
Cut your losses and go somewhere else. Fitzroy’s a big place. Explore, enjoy.
For everyone else, we welcome you, we love you, we got you. Catch u in the club.
The Laundry Fam.